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Award winning comedian Pernille Haaland (HBO Max, Netflix, Discovery, NRK, TV2) returns with a brand-new hour of stand-up — cool, cutting, and unapologetically Nordic.

Blowing in on the north wind from her sold-out tours, she’s diving even further below zero.

From the surreal experience of performing stand-up for NATO to navigating life as a single woman fully armed with reproductive rights and Scandinavian frostbite, Pernille Haaland finds herself at war — not with tanks or weapons, but with ideology. With culture. With conservatives. With a political landscape that threatens every single lady who dares to be more than a womb.

With icy precision she chips away at the status quo, dissecting hypocrisy and the freedom of refusing to settle for anyone who can’t handle your thermal underwear…

This isn’t a show about loneliness. It’s about the joy of independence — the Nordic kind, complete with infrastructure, central heating, and the radical act of enjoying your own company.

Smart, fearless, and glacially composed, Time Out calls her “Hilarious” — and audiences around the world agree.

Pernille Haaland proves that when the world heats up, the best response is to keep a very cool head.

1 show coming up at this venue

Pernille Haaland Live (crowd work + material)